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before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas
I don’t understand the logic that whoever is calmest in an argument is winning and that somehow anger invalidates your words. I mean I can argue that your great aunt’s name is Jihinksenbob for an hour straight and be perfectly fine. It’s very easy to be calm when the topic doesn’t affect you personally or you just don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
if i ever own a clothes shop i would have different sections like
'in the name of 2007 punk'
'for people who like sleeping'
'that shirt you saw online'
'clothes your dad will frown upon'
do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does
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